Free and fun birthday poetry

By Paul London

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This is a free and fun birthday poem you can freely use or send to a friend or loved one. It's a bit cheeky but it's fun and hopefully a bit fun.

Cheeky birthday poem!

There's something different about you,
I think it's something in your face,
perhaps it's all those extra marks
and wrinkles all about the place.

Ah - you're old, that must be it,
you've really lost your looks old thing,
if this is what you like like now -
I fear for what the future brings!

But never fear, it's not all lost,
at least your face is not your butt.
If those two were turned around
you'd look more like a monkey nut.

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