A dirty poem/limerick for your birthday

By Paul London

A rude photograph of Fairy Chimney

In case it isn't obvious - this rhyme is a bit dirty and therefore somewhat risque - it is not a poem that I would deem suitable for children.

I chose a limerick style for this rhyme because... the lascivious nature of the poem seemed to best fit the genre. I'm hopeful that you'll like this dirty limerick because its exactly the kind of dirty rhyming poem that you see is so popular in the card stands inside shops. It's not exactly something I'd choose myself but that's hardly the point.

You once were a beautiful tease,

who knew perfectly well how to please,

But now that's all gone -

all your moves are put on -

and your tits now sag down to your knees.

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